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Please buy my stupid products with your stupid money. Thank you.

For physical products email – duckwithatie@gmail.com (I’m too poor to pay for e-commerce)

For digital products click the shitty pictures to redirect to the eBooks (Or find a way to pirate them, I don’t deserve money)

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Books:

“Some dogs have jobs. Some don’t. These ones do. Some dogs are bad at their jobs. Some aren’t. These ones are.” -NJM

“If you enjoy funny comics with depth to them, this book is really going to disappoint you. Seriously, you’d be so much further ahead picking up just about anything else. But if you insist… This is a compilation of the 50 best (or worst) Duck With A Tie comics. It’s not just a cash grab though; you also get 5 brand new comics PLUS the never-before-released issue #0 that I made before I knew what the hell I was doing. Spoiler alert: I still have no idea.” -NJM

Merch:

Theeeey’re buttons. What more can I say? You get 3 buttons.

It’s a skateboard. You can hang it up on your wall or throw some trucks on this bad boy. (Made to order so it’ll take a while to get)

Oh no, I forgot we were selling these. Please don’t order one, they’re brutal to make.

Sticker Pack (#1). Stickers… Gotta stick’em all somewhere. But where? I don’t know.

Sticker Pack (#2). Holy shit – More stickers to stick somewhere. Anywhere except where you stuck the last ones I guess.

Adopt-A-Duck! This could be your one good deed for the year. (Includes a home care guide)

Wow! We’re really running out of product ideas! All signatures are guaranteed authentic. (Probably)